If you put the baskets in upside down like this dingus did, all your nose fruits are gonna fall out. How you gonna get paid then?
Category: Bits
YOU KNOW, THE BALLET?
Desperately trying to figure out what kind of sex thing it is to dress as a latex version of the bear who drives a little car around at a circus.
I retract my previous statement, this is very sexy.
THE PERFECT GIFT
You might think it’s hard to find a gift for a friend who likes frogs and is also a huge pervert, but Wish has you covered. Wish ALWAYS has you covered.
MANUFACTURER DEFECT
“No, no, no. You got this thing ALL WRONG. The bulge needs to be bigger, WAY BIGGER… You already made 10,000 of ’em? Ah, forget it then, just unload ’em on Wish.”
DON’T FORGET TO WAX
Finally! A pair of jeans nice enough to wear to church!
PUTTING THE “U” IN HOME IMPRO-U-VEMENT
“Oooooo, look honey, this is what I want our new countertops to look like!”
BUSINESS ON TOP, MATRIX ON THE BOTTOM
The future is here. Welcome to CyberWeiner. With bonus DigiScrote™ technology.
FUNNY CUTE CREATIVE VENTING BALL
Do you do the venting or does the “ball”? Either way, they said regardless of my stress level, I am no longer allowed to bring personal effects the office.